facebook funny status quotes

Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author UnknownThe first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. WrightMay you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author UnknownSpread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the