funny quotes about children

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam EwingAre we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-ValmoreI don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel PotterBlessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: